Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to
celebrate their 40th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, " Ladies
and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news.
Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency
landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able
to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued
and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the
An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks, "Mona, did we pay our Rs
5lakh deposit cheque yet to Bank?"
" No, sweetheart," she responds.
Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Mona, did we pay
our Bank Master card yet?"
"Oh no! I’m sorry. I forgot to send the cheque," she says.
"One last thing, Mona. Did you remember to send cheques for the auto loan
to them too this month?" he asks.
"Oh, forgive me, Rajiv," begged Mona. "I didn’t send that one, either."
Rajiv grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 40 years. Mona pulls away
and asks him, "So, why did you hug me?"
Rajiv answers, "They’ll find us!!!!"