Men Vs Gorilla

A married couple at a Zoo walk past a gorilla enclosure.

Woman: Ajiri, do u know dat gorillas r d only
animals which resemble men in their behaviour? Look,
seeing dat no one is looking, I’ll expose one
of my breasts 2 it & see how horny it gets just like
men do.’

Onome then exposes one of her breasts, and,
sure enough
the gorilla gets excited and grabs the bars of the
enclosure as if it wanted to break free.

‘u See,’ says the woman, ‘Now, I know why you react the
way you do; men can’t control their animal instincts just
like gorillas can’t, Men and gorillas are d same.”

Ajiri replied: ‘Now expose both breasts and let us see
what happens.’

The woman exposes both breasts to the gorilla and it
gets very excited and is now desperately
trying to escape from the enclosure.

Ajiri says: ‘This is incredible,
now, pull your skirt up, turn around and
expose your
bum and let us see what happens!’

The woman pulls her skirt up, turns around
with her bum to the gorilla, which by now, was
extremely aroused, breaks free from the enclosure,
grabs the woman and starts yanking the clothes off her.
The woman yells: ‘Ajiri, what do I do now?
Please, help me!’

Ajiri replies: ‘Now, tell him you are on ur period, u have a
headache and u are not in mood’. Let us see if Gorillas and
Men are really the same .

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